{"id":687,"date":"2008-12-25T09:01:45","date_gmt":"2008-12-25T14:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=687"},"modified":"2008-12-25T09:01:45","modified_gmt":"2008-12-25T14:01:45","slug":"merry-merry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/merry-merry\/","title":{"rendered":"Merry Merry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Merry Christmas, everyone!<\/p>\n<p>I hope that this day is filled with fun times with friends and family. Good food, pleasant memories, lots of laughter. And, if Santa brings you some decent loot, that wouldn&#8217;t be too bad!<\/p>\n<p>Kristian and I are enjoying a quiet morning at home before the onrush of family members later today. Well, I am enjoying a quiet moment at home while Kristian frantically wraps my Christmas present. You wrap <em>all<\/em> the gifts for someone and they get so helpless&#8230;. Sheesh. I can hear him down in the basement and it sounds like he&#8217;s wrestling with a bear and not with wrapping paper and scotch tape.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps I should check on him? I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;s fine&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Last night, we spent Christmas Eve with Kristian&#8217;s family (they do the whole Scandinavian, celebrate on Christmas Eve thing). It was fun, except for the part when Kristian&#8217;s Mom asked me if I was a good kisser. My stunned silence followed my nervous laughter was taken as a sign that he is <em>not<\/em> a good kisser (I would have told her she&#8217;s wrong, but I wasn&#8217;t about to say anything on the matter!). I took the question as a sign that it was time to go home. I think that&#8217;s a decent social cue, don&#8217;t you? &#8220;It&#8217;s time to go home when your hostess asks you about her son&#8217;s sexual prowess.&#8221; (well, not in so many words)<\/p>\n<p>Merry Christmas, everyone!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope that this day is filled with fun times with friends and family. Good food, pleasant memories, lots of laughter. And, if Santa brings you some&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-b5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=687"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":689,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions\/689"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}