Why do we women always wear such ridiculous shoes? I mean, besides the fact that fashion magazines tell us to. Tonight, I am wearing my purple shoes that I bought for Jen(nie)’s wedding. They’re about seventeen inches tall, totally adorable and they make my feet feel like they’re on fucking fire.<\/p>\n
Kristian always appreciates my shoes while I’m getting dressed… But he’s not such a fan when it comes to watching me teeter on them while walking to our final destination. I mean, cobbletones are pretty much the natural enemy of five inch stilletos. And the boy tends to prefer my ankles in an unbroken state. I would tend to agree with him.<\/p>\n
And yet, here I am in my silly shoes.<\/p>\n
Betch.<\/p>\n
Well, actually, here I am in my fuzzy slippers after a night of teetering around on my impractical, but adorable shoes. I think that there’s a place on my feet for both comfortable and for cute shoes. Hopefully, a pair that’s both, but I harbor no illusions about any pair of heels (save for my naturalizers which I love with a passion that is probably somewhat unhealthy) being truly<\/em> comfortable.\u00a0<\/p>\n So, I go through most of life wearing comfortable shoes (but never ugly shoes, the girl’s gotta have some<\/em> standards). And, when I want to feel extra spiffy, I put on my five inch, purple, Jessica Simpson\u00a0stilettos\u00a0(the girl might be a bimbo, but she makes some damn fine shoes). And I let Kristian hold my hand while walking over uneven surfaces and up and down stairs.<\/p>\n Betch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Why do we women always wear such ridiculous shoes? I mean, besides the fact that fashion magazines tell us to. Tonight, I am wearing my purple shoes that I bought…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-9Z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=619"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":622,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619\/revisions\/622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}