each<\/em>. And there is nobody here to make me stop eating them. Except for me, myself and I. And we all know how much willpower I have when it comes to chocolate truffles (answer: none). Truffles + lying on the couch every day = OMG I think my ass groove is getting bigger.<\/p>\nMy biggest foray out into the real world was to walk to the end of our block wearing the aforementioned sweatpants and a pair of Kristian’s clogs in order to mail off a check with all of our monies to the City of Malden. Damn them and their making us pay taxes. I liked it much better when they forgot to send us a tax bill and we, in turn, forgot that they should probably have sent us a tax bill. This whole “two quarters worth of taxes on one VERY BIG BILL thing” is so not my bag. On a positive note, our water bill somehow manages to be negative every month, something that I don’t plan on complaining about anytime soon.<\/p>\n
I should be enjoying some quality time spent watching TV, but I finally decided to let myself watch Firefly and so it’s really pleasure missed with a whole bunch of pain. Because, holy crap, this show is good and so I enjoy watching it but, also? There are only fourteen episodes! And I’ve already seen seven! That’s half!\u00a0<\/p>\n
(I know math)<\/p>\n
Every episode I watch brings me that much closer to there being no more episodes<\/em>. Which makes me sad. Which requires more truffles. Which just contributes more to my ass groove.<\/p>\nIt’s a vicious cycle, people, and I can’t break it.<\/p>\n
Please, someone, send Zicam.<\/p>\n
Or some horse tranquilizers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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