{"id":6,"date":"2006-01-25T08:21:28","date_gmt":"2006-01-25T08:21:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=6"},"modified":"2006-02-18T02:55:06","modified_gmt":"2006-02-18T02:55:06","slug":"so-the-students-are-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/so-the-students-are-back\/","title":{"rendered":"So&#8230;. the students are back&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So&#8230; the students are back&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>              And they brought their fugly uggs with them. And they insist on tucking their damn jeans into their damn boots. Someone needs to tell these people that nobody, and I mean nobody, looks good with their jeans tucked into their boots. If you are even considering going for this ridiculous look, you should ask yourself the following<br \/>\nquestions:<\/p>\n<p>              1. Are you on your way to a <a href =\"http:\/\/www.greydragon.org\/trips\/Hunting\/foxhunt020.jpg\" target = \"new\">fox hunt?<\/a><br \/>\n              2. Are you on your way to go <a href = \"http:\/\/www.fishing-in-ireland.com\/2005-images\/readyornot.jpg\" target = \"new\">fishing?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>              3. Do you want to make your butt look 17 times it normal size?<\/p>\n<p>              If you answered yes to any of the previous questions, well, then, I pity you. If not, well then I suggest that you pull your damn jeans out of your damn boots. Cuff your pants if you&#8217;re afraid of getting the bottoms wet. Your 7 years older than now self will thank you when you see pictures.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So&#8230; the students are back&#8230; And they brought their fugly uggs with them. And they insist on tucking their damn jeans into their damn boots. Someone needs to tell these&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grumble"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-6","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}