{"id":50,"date":"2006-09-21T15:06:13","date_gmt":"2006-09-21T20:06:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=50"},"modified":"2006-09-21T15:10:24","modified_gmt":"2006-09-21T20:10:24","slug":"ask-a-geeky-girl-because-my-family-doesnt-ask-me-enough-computer-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/ask-a-geeky-girl-because-my-family-doesnt-ask-me-enough-computer-questions\/","title":{"rendered":"Ask a Geeky Girl (Because My Family Doesn&#8217;t Ask Me Enough Computer Questions)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I get a lot of computer questions. I work in IT for a living, it pretty much comes with the territory. <\/p>\n<p>I figured, why not let the intarwebnet benefit? I mean, it&#8217;s not like there are other <i>computer dorks<\/i> on the <i>internet<\/i>. Unlike me, the other nerds are all too busy having lives and sleeping with super models to spend time online helping people with their computer problems.<\/p>\n<p>So, want to ask out that cute but nerdy girl but don&#8217;t know how? (first step: say hi) Need to know how to stop getting x-rated popups? (first step: stop downloading so much porn) Drop me a <a href=\"mailto:hope@hoperoth.com?subject =Help me! You're My Only Hope!\">line<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>If you people don&#8217;t send me some questions, I&#8217;m just going to have to make some up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I get a lot of computer questions. I work in IT for a living, it pretty much comes with the territory. I figured, why not let the intarwebnet benefit? I&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-school"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-O","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}