{"id":4321,"date":"2025-08-27T15:28:07","date_gmt":"2025-08-27T19:28:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=4321"},"modified":"2025-08-27T15:28:09","modified_gmt":"2025-08-27T19:28:09","slug":"things-ive-eaten-france-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/things-ive-eaten-france-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Things I&#8217;ve Eaten France: Part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Remember in the early days of social media when everyone was like &#8220;nobody cares what you have for lunch?&#8221; And then literal nazis started posting the worst takes imaginable? And everyone was like, &#8220;actually, your food photos weren&#8217;t that bad?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anyways, here are some photos of things I&#8217;ve eaten in France.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/24867044-098A-4897-BACC-388CF4498F84_1_102_a.jpeg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/24867044-098A-4897-BACC-388CF4498F84_1_102_a.jpeg?resize=1024%2C768&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"cheese, meats, cornichons and potatoes \" class=\"wp-image-4322\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/24867044-098A-4897-BACC-388CF4498F84_1_102_a.jpeg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/24867044-098A-4897-BACC-388CF4498F84_1_102_a.jpeg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/24867044-098A-4897-BACC-388CF4498F84_1_102_a.jpeg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/24867044-098A-4897-BACC-388CF4498F84_1_102_a.jpeg?resize=1536%2C1152&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/24867044-098A-4897-BACC-388CF4498F84_1_102_a.jpeg?w=2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Our first dinner out. I had a cheese sauce that you could put on top of meats and roasted potatoes<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/e970b537-72e4-41fe-9400-4ac98167a583.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/e970b537-72e4-41fe-9400-4ac98167a583.png?resize=1024%2C768&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"hard boiled eggs, mirabelles, peaches, bread, cheese\" class=\"wp-image-4324\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/e970b537-72e4-41fe-9400-4ac98167a583.png?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/e970b537-72e4-41fe-9400-4ac98167a583.png?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/e970b537-72e4-41fe-9400-4ac98167a583.png?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/e970b537-72e4-41fe-9400-4ac98167a583.png?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Kristian goes to the march\u00e9 every morning and comes back with whatever looks good. He&#8217;s been getting mirabelles, they&#8217;re incredible.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_5302.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_5302.png?resize=1024%2C768&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"pain rousse, cheese, pears, croissants\" class=\"wp-image-4325\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_5302.png?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_5302.png?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_5302.png?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_5302.png?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">A fancy pastry is part of this complete breakfast, if you include pears and cheese.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_5307.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_5307.png?resize=1024%2C768&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"tomato tapenade, bread\" class=\"wp-image-4326\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_5307.png?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_5307.png?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_5307.png?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_5307.png?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Even cheap (ish) restaurants have things like sun-dried tomato tapenade and good bread.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What else should I take photos of and then eat? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember in the early days of social media when everyone was like &#8220;nobody cares what you have for lunch?&#8221; And then literal nazis started posting the worst takes imaginable? 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