Lilian: Why did the pig cross the road?<\/p>\n
Me: I don’t know, why?<\/p>\n
Lilian: To get to the other side… because he lives there<\/p>\n
Me: What’s brown and sticky?<\/p>\n
Lilian: Chocolate ice cream<\/p>\n
Me: Errr… a stick<\/p>\n
Lilian: …<\/p>\n
Me: And chocolate ice cream?<\/p>\n
Lilian: AHHHaHahahahahahah!!!!
\nLilian: Why did froggies jump across the road?<\/p>\n
Me: I don’t know, why?<\/p>\n
Lilian: You have to tell me!<\/p>\n
Me: I’m pretty sure that’s not how jokes work.<\/p>\n
(Facebook was kind enough to remind me earlier that today is the one year anniversary of the death of my beloved cat. And about a million things went wrong at work. But at least my kid gave me a few much needed laughs!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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