{"id":4,"date":"2006-01-18T08:19:16","date_gmt":"2006-01-18T08:19:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=4"},"modified":"2006-02-18T02:54:33","modified_gmt":"2006-02-18T02:54:33","slug":"wow-i-am-sick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wow-i-am-sick\/","title":{"rendered":"Wow&#8230; I am sick&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I would say that I&#8217;ve been trying to deny my status as an ill individual, but that would be a total lie. I spent pretty much all day on Monday in bed. Normally I like to at least acknowledge MLK Day, but I was too busy having fever dreams to think much about Dr. King&#8217;s dream. I&#8217;ll make it up to him on Colombus Day, I promise. Or you know, work for social justice and not just relegate thinking about racial inequalities to one day a year. But, hey, those are some heavy thoughts for someone who can&#8217;t hold her head up straight right now. I think that I will leave that for a day when I am less full of snot.<\/p>\n<p>The thing that most worries me is that I have a show tonight. It&#8217;s from 8-9, which is good I won&#8217;t have to stay up too late. And It&#8217;s short enough that I should be able to push my lungs and my throat and keep singing without losing my voice. My dad&#8217;s roommate told me last night that he knows a lot of singers that suck on a lemon before a show&#8230; so I tried swigging some lemon juice before practice last night. Seemed to work pretty well. I just might have to bring a bottle of it and do shots between songs!<\/p>\n<p>I was so desperate to feel better last night that I consumed an entire can of chicken noodle soup. Maybe not such a good thing for a vegetarian. So far, I&#8217;ve managed to avoid performing any stomach pyrotechnics&#8230; but I&#8217;m also not feeling any better, so I would say that the whole chicken soup experience has been a bit of a wash. Sorry little chickens&#8230; it would have been better to have been eaten by someone who would have at least appreciated your tastiness. If only you could have been bacon. Am I the only vegetarian who is still completely in love with bacon? <\/p>\n<p>Ok, random germy musings aside&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>COME TO MY SHOW PEOPLE!<\/p>\n<p>I promise to do my very best to not sneeze all over you. Unless of course you&#8217;re kindof into that, in which case, well&#8230; I got nuthing. <\/p>\n<p>Lizard Lounge TONIGHT, from 8-9pm. It&#8217;s a free show! Come support me as I (hopefully) start to play more live shows. Be my training bra people, be my training bra. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I would say that I&#8217;ve been trying to deny my status as an ill individual, but that would be a total lie. I spent pretty much all day on Monday&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grumble"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}