{"id":3861,"date":"2014-02-14T13:48:03","date_gmt":"2014-02-14T18:48:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=3861"},"modified":"2014-02-14T13:48:03","modified_gmt":"2014-02-14T18:48:03","slug":"happy-valentines-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/happy-valentines-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Valentines Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Valentines Day, everyone!<\/p>\n<p>I am celebrating by working from home in my jammies. We may get sushi takeout for dinner. Que <em>rom\u00e1ntico<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Lilian&#8217;s class at daycare had a Valentines Day party yesterday. They sent home a note asking us to send in some treats, and they included a list of everyone&#8217;s names in case we wanted to make Valentines for them. My thought process went something like this:<\/p>\n<p>Yay! Valentines! I love making valentines!<br \/>\n&#8230; Wait a minute, Lilian can&#8217;t even sign her name yet.<br \/>\n&#8230; And none of the kids can read.<br \/>\nIsn&#8217;t this basically just going to be <em>me<\/em> making Valentines for the other parents?<br \/>\n&#8220;Dear Joey, Happy Valentines Day, Love Lilian&#8217;s Mom.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I wrote something semi-snarky about it on the Book of Faces, and my sister \u00a0(an elementary school teacher) called me up to tell me to stop being such a grinch. Seeing as how we sometimes (lovingly, oh so <em>lovingly<\/em>) call her the Troll of No Fun, I figured her telling me to lighten up should probably carry some extra weight.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230; I went to Pinterest (as you do), and looked up &#8220;toddler valentines.&#8221; I&#8217;m sure that you are all <em>shocked<\/em> (shocked!) to find out that Pinterest is simply swarming with pictures of overly complicated valentines aimed at small people who can&#8217;t read yet. So, what did I do?<\/p>\n<p>I made overly complicated valentines for small people who can&#8217;t read yet.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 333px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a title=\"P1050002 by hopers, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/12524299353\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"P1050002\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3721\/12524299353_b661ceb62d.jpg?resize=333%2C500\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">They might not be reading yet, but I&#8217;ve yet to meet a toddler who doesn&#8217;t love goldfish.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a title=\"P1050001 by hopers, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/12524296303\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"P1050001\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3764\/12524296303_b9c20f3945.jpg?resize=500%2C333\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">I resisted the urge to sign these &#8220;Lilian&#8217;s Mom.&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I felt like Lilian needed to contribute something to this endeavor, so I gave her some blue finger paints and some paper, and let her go wild. \u00a0Kristian suggested that we strip her down to her diaper, but I like to learn my lessons the hard way.<\/p>\n<p>I was too busy trying to contain the damage to take any pictures, but let&#8217;s just say that it looked like a smurf had been violently murdered in our kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>They finger paint every single freaking day at daycare, and yet she never seems to come home covered from head to toe in paint. I need to find out what sort of witchcraft they&#8217;re using over there. I&#8217;m assuming that they don&#8217;t strip the kids down and then hose them off afterwards. But maybe that&#8217;s how they do it. Or maybe all of her &#8220;artwork&#8221; that they&#8217;ve sent home has been comprised of elaborate forgeries.<\/p>\n<p>(Thank the heavens for washable finger paint, btw. It would appear that nothing has been permanently stained by my little experiment.)<\/p>\n<p>Kristian put Lilian to bed, and then it was my chance to nerd out in my craft room. I busted out my Cricut machine (because what over-achieving-Pinterest-loving-mommy doesn&#8217;t have one?) and I cut out some fishbowls using the Create a Critter cartridge (sticking this tidbit in for the edification of anyone who might have clicked over to this post from Pinterest). After Lilian&#8217;s paintings had mostly dried, I cut out a template for the &#8220;water&#8221; using the same cartridge (even <em>I&#8217;m<\/em> smart enough to avoid running fresh finger paint through a Cricut machine). Then I traced the &#8220;water&#8221; out on a couple of the finger paintings and cut everything out by hand.<\/p>\n<p>I had some extra treat bags left over from a previous project, so I was able to use those. I happened to have some pre-cut cards that were about the same width, so that was pretty lucky. I did have to cut the tops of the bags off, but that was pretty easy. Then I printed out my cheesy pun on regular printer paper, filled the bags up with goldfish, and stapled everything together.<\/p>\n<p>I had to make 18 valentines (they did a combined party for both toddler rooms), but I think the whole shebang only took an hour and a half or so. I&#8217;m not counting the time spent finger painting (or cleaning up the finger painting!), because I think that was more of a fun pre-bedtime activity. It was probably more time than most people would have spent on a bunch of valentines for toddlers, but I don&#8217;t get much time to be crafty, so I enjoyed the whole experience.<\/p>\n<p>I sent Lilian off to school the next morning in a festive outfit, with a bowl of fresh fruit and her valentines in her backpack.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"P1050023 by hopers, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/12524670094\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"P1050023\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3762\/12524670094_37be0729bc.jpg?resize=333%2C500\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"P1050024 by hopers, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/12524187755\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"P1050024\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7455\/12524187755_88a364de82.jpg?resize=333%2C500\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I made a joke on Facebook about doing Lilian&#8217;s work for her while she slept and hoping that it wasn&#8217;t a harbinger of science projects to come.<\/p>\n<p>(&#8220;Mom, I know it&#8217;s 9pm, but I have a diorama due tomorrow. BTW, what&#8217;s a diorama?&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>The truth is, I love having an excuse to make stuff. I&#8217;m looking forward to doing more projects with Lilian. But I will never seriously complain about making valentines.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Valentines Day, everybody! Much love to you all!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Valentines Day, everyone! I am celebrating by working from home in my jammies. We may get sushi takeout for dinner. Que rom\u00e1ntico. 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