{"id":3539,"date":"2012-11-15T23:15:36","date_gmt":"2012-11-16T04:15:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=3539"},"modified":"2012-11-15T23:15:36","modified_gmt":"2012-11-16T04:15:36","slug":"three-months","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/three-months\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Months!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Can you believe my baby is three months old today? I sure can&#8217;t believe it. It feels like just yesterday that we brought her home from the hospital. It also feels like we&#8217;ve been parents forever. I blame all the sleep deprivation.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"P1010509 by hopers, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/8190082958\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8487\/8190082958_fedd02dca7.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"P1010509\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"P1010513 by hopers, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/8190096190\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8209\/8190096190_fe5fb8a40e.jpg?resize=375%2C500\" alt=\"P1010513\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"P1010508 by hopers, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/8189007583\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8485\/8189007583_da2102acb9.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"P1010508\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Kristian dressed her in that onesie this morning because &#8220;it&#8217;s a birthday shirt and today is kindof like her birthday&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>Our &#8220;first year&#8221; parenting book said that this month she is supposed to be delightful. And, so far, it&#8217;s been right on the money. Although, when she starts getting a little too fussy, I like to warn her that she is supposed to be delightful, dammit.<\/p>\n<p>(I also tell her to &#8220;use her words&#8221; when she&#8217;s acting inconsolable and I&#8217;ve already fed her, burped her, and changed her diaper).<\/p>\n<p>(I have a twisted sense of humor).<\/p>\n<p>(Duh).<\/p>\n<p>I should probably write out something out that&#8217;s a bit mushy and vaguely meaningful. But, you know, I have a three month old and she (finally) went to bed. I need to get some sleep!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can you believe my baby is three months old today? I sure can&#8217;t believe it. It feels like just yesterday that we brought her home from the hospital. It also&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[52,34,31,4,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gummybear","category-kristian","category-nablopomo","category-photos","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-V5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3539"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3543,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3539\/revisions\/3543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}