{"id":3510,"date":"2012-11-10T22:39:08","date_gmt":"2012-11-11T03:39:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=3510"},"modified":"2012-11-10T22:39:08","modified_gmt":"2012-11-11T03:39:08","slug":"i-have-no-idea-what-to-say-so-here-is-a-ridiculous-photo-of-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/i-have-no-idea-what-to-say-so-here-is-a-ridiculous-photo-of-me\/","title":{"rendered":"I Have No Idea What to Say, So Here is a Ridiculous Photo of Me"},"content":{"rendered":"

I do NaBloPoMo every year because I find that it forces me to get out of my comfort zone and\u00a0write<\/em>. But, sometimes it just results in a bunch of filler. It feels like this year has been nothing but filler. I’m sure that has nothing (nothing<\/em>!) to do with the fact that I’m chronically sleep-deprived and have almost no time to write.<\/p>\n

It doesn’t help that I’m trying oh so very hard to avoid becoming a one trick pony and turning this into a mommy blog.<\/p>\n

Anyways, I tried my hardest to think of something interesting to say tonight, but I got a whole lotta nuthin’. So, as penance, here is a ridiculous photo of my two sisters and me from when we were wee children. I’m the goofball in the middle.<\/p>\n

\"Sisters\"<\/a><\/p>\n

If I didn’t know any better, I would say that Peggy Rathmann used me as a model for Bootsie Barker. I should demand me some royalties.\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

She’d pay up, too. I mean, everybody knows that Bootsie Barker Bites<\/a>\"\".<\/p>\n

(That book is awesome, BTW. If you have any small people in your life who like books, you should totally get it for them).<\/p>\n

I would loooove to know where that crotched dress came from. It looks a little bit like I’m wearing an afghan. But it also looks a little bit awesome. I was an oddly dressed child.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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