{"id":3443,"date":"2012-10-01T10:00:02","date_gmt":"2012-10-01T14:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=3443"},"modified":"2012-09-30T21:58:11","modified_gmt":"2012-10-01T01:58:11","slug":"babys-first-bottle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/babys-first-bottle\/","title":{"rendered":"Baby&#8217;s First Bottle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"P1010182 by hopers, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/8041817688\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8035\/8041817688_6060f3c906.jpg?resize=333%2C500\" alt=\"P1010182\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No&#8230; not that kind!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"P1010187 by hopers, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/8041817345\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8459\/8041817345_f8d09b0b5a.jpg?resize=500%2C333\" alt=\"P1010187\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s more like it!<\/p>\n<p>Hopefully, this means that I will someday be able to string together more than two hours of sleep at a time&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No&#8230; not that kind! That&#8217;s more like it! Hopefully, this means that I will someday be able to string together more than two hours of sleep at a time&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[52,4,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gummybear","category-photos","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-Tx","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3443"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3443\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3444,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3443\/revisions\/3444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}