{"id":3435,"date":"2012-09-19T14:47:44","date_gmt":"2012-09-19T18:47:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=3435"},"modified":"2012-09-19T14:47:44","modified_gmt":"2012-09-19T18:47:44","slug":"further-proof-that-i-am-a-cruel-cruel-parent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/further-proof-that-i-am-a-cruel-cruel-parent\/","title":{"rendered":"Further Proof That I am a Cruel, Cruel Parent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Exhibit A:<\/strong><\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 320px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a title=\"P1010147 by hopers, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/8003022241\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8459\/8003022241_09ffaa9d84.jpg?resize=320%2C500\" alt=\"P1010147\" width=\"320\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;I&#8217;d tell you how many weeks I am, but it&#8217;s a really obscure number. You&#8217;ve probably never heard of it.&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Today, I intentionally dressed our baby like a hipster.<\/p>\n<p>(Maybe that&#8217;s why she&#8217;s so fussy today&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Exhibit B:<\/strong> She broke free from her swaddle this morning. And, because she still isn&#8217;t fully aware of the fact that she has arms and hands, she started whacking herself in the face. Repeatedly. And I just stood there. And laughed a little.<\/p>\n<p>In my defense, she didn&#8217;t appear to have noticed that she was hitting herself. And I resisted the urge to take a video of it.<\/p>\n<p>Hey, at least she&#8217;ll have some funny stories to tell her therapist.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Exhibit A: Today, I intentionally dressed our baby like a hipster. (Maybe that&#8217;s why she&#8217;s so fussy today&#8230;) Exhibit B: She broke free from her swaddle this morning. And, because&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[52,4,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gummybear","category-photos","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-Tp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3435"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3438,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3435\/revisions\/3438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}