{"id":335,"date":"2008-06-27T14:48:56","date_gmt":"2008-06-27T19:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=335"},"modified":"2008-06-27T14:48:56","modified_gmt":"2008-06-27T19:48:56","slug":"the-grapes-of-roth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/the-grapes-of-roth\/","title":{"rendered":"The Grapes of Roth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Honestly? The whole point of this entry is so I could make that <i>horrible<\/i> pun. I&#8217;m oh so very sorry.<\/p>\n<p>One of my coworkers brought me grapes today. As in, a whole entire plate of grapes. As in, way more grapes than is probably healthy for me to eat on my own.<\/p>\n<p>See?<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/2615871573\/\" title=\"photo.jpg by hopers, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3008\/2615871573_6fb8542ded_m.jpg?resize=180%2C240\" width=\"180\" height=\"240\" alt=\"photo.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I asked if the grapes were for everyone to share and she said that, no, these grapes are for me, no sharing necessary. So, being the selfish glutton that I am, I took her at her word. The grapes are now sitting on my desk and I&#8217;m eating them like it was my job. I mean, I&#8217;m getting paid while eating them. So, that sortof makes them my job, huh? No? Enh.<\/p>\n<p>I was trying to figure out what I had done to deserve my own plate of delicious grapes when she reminded me of the time that she brought in grapes for everyone to share and I went to chow town on them and polished off a good portion of them myself. So, apparently I am being rewarded for my inability to share. Either that, or these grapes have been loaded down with ex-lax or poison (frankly, I would take the poison) and I&#8217;m being punished for my inability to share.<\/p>\n<p>Either way? Mmmmmm&#8230;.. grapes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Honestly? The whole point of this entry is so I could make that horrible pun. I&#8217;m oh so very sorry. One of my coworkers brought me grapes today. As in,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-5p","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}