{"id":322,"date":"2008-05-23T14:02:12","date_gmt":"2008-05-23T19:02:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=322"},"modified":"2008-05-23T14:05:50","modified_gmt":"2008-05-23T19:05:50","slug":"i-believe-that-i-should-be-buying-some-lotto-tickets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/i-believe-that-i-should-be-buying-some-lotto-tickets\/","title":{"rendered":"I Believe That I Should be Buying Some Lotto Tickets&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; because today is my lucky day. Our lucky day. A lucky day. The luckiest lucky day that ever lucked for a living.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>It looks like we&#8217;re getting the house.<\/p>\n<p>And we don&#8217;t have to pay anything extra.<\/p>\n<p>Sucks to be the realtors getting smaller commissions.<\/p>\n<p>But we&#8217;re getting the house.<\/p>\n<p>Did I mention that we don&#8217;t have to pay anything extra?<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/s77.photobucket.com\/albums\/j60\/gargantuablargh\/?action=view&#038;current=hiro-yatta-070522.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i77.photobucket.com\/albums\/j60\/gargantuablargh\/hiro-yatta-070522.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; because today is my lucky day. Our lucky day. A lucky day. The luckiest lucky day that ever lucked for a living. Seriously. It looks like we&#8217;re getting the&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-5c","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=322"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}