{"id":321,"date":"2008-05-22T15:31:43","date_gmt":"2008-05-22T20:31:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=321"},"modified":"2008-05-22T15:31:43","modified_gmt":"2008-05-22T20:31:43","slug":"argh-just-argh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/argh-just-argh\/","title":{"rendered":"Argh. Just&#8230;. Argh."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know how much I can talk about this, because lawyers are involved and all that jazz, but we are this >< close to getting the house and there is a major snag. Like, if the home buying process was a sweater, the snag would be someone holding onto a loose end threatening to unravel the whole shebang.\n\nBasically, one of the banks is being a complete and utter douchetard and is threatening to let things go into foreclosure if they don't get $3000 more than what they are currently getting. You know what they would get if the house gets foreclosed on? Zero dollars. Zero. Zilch. Zip. Nada. Nothing. If they accept the deal, they get $2000. It's not a whole lot, this is true, but it's $2000 more than zero dollars. I didn't even need a calculator to do that math.\nAnd yet they're refusing to sign off without that $3000.\n\nWhich means that we will probably have to be the ones who pay that $3000.\n\nDo we have $3000? No.\n\nWill we find $3000 if we have to? Yes.\n\nIs my head about to explode? All signs point to yes.\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know how much I can talk about this, because lawyers are involved and all that jazz, but we are this >< close to getting the house and there&hellip;\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grumble","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-5b","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}