{"id":317,"date":"2008-05-15T12:29:25","date_gmt":"2008-05-15T17:29:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=317"},"modified":"2008-05-15T12:29:25","modified_gmt":"2008-05-15T17:29:25","slug":"house-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/house-update\/","title":{"rendered":"House Update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, we seem to actually be progressing with this whole house buying thing. We&#8217;re still not all the way there, but we&#8217;re getting closer. One of the banks approved our short sale! I mean, hells to the yeaaaaaaaah. I would say that we&#8217;re halfway there, but it was the holder of the second mortgage that signed off on the sale, and we always knew that they were going to be a lot easier to convince to approve the whole deal. What with the whole &#8220;if the house gets foreclosed on they get nothing&#8221; thing. I&#8217;m no financial genius or anything, but I&#8217;m pretty sure that some money is better than no money. Somebody, please, correct me if I&#8217;m wrong. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been known to happen on occasion.<\/p>\n<p>The seller&#8217;s lawyer seems to think that we are still on track to close by the end of May. If this happens, my head might seriously explode in a large, messy fashion. Hopefully not in a manner that will cause us to lose our security deposit. Because, we would probably need that money for home related expenses. Such as throw rugs, electricians and possibly zombie repellent. <\/p>\n<p>Wish us luck!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, we seem to actually be progressing with this whole house buying thing. We&#8217;re still not all the way there, but we&#8217;re getting closer. One of the banks approved our&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-57","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}