{"id":296,"date":"2008-04-03T20:14:40","date_gmt":"2008-04-04T01:14:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=296"},"modified":"2008-04-03T20:14:40","modified_gmt":"2008-04-04T01:14:40","slug":"a-failure-is-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/a-failure-is-me\/","title":{"rendered":"A Failure Is Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>This blog post is brought to you by the letter O, M, F and G. <\/i><\/p>\n<p>Wow. Two days into NaBloPoMo and I already forgot to post. Sucks to be me. Please pass the gingko biloba.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still going to post every day, because, well, I&#8217;m one stubborn mother flipper. Speaking of mother flipping&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/boafDfigiAo&#038;hl=en\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>How much do I love Flight of the Conchords? Answer: very.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This blog post is brought to you by the letter O, M, F and G. Wow. Two days into NaBloPoMo and I already forgot to post. Sucks to be me.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-4M","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}