{"id":2730,"date":"2011-05-09T19:48:41","date_gmt":"2011-05-09T23:48:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=2730"},"modified":"2011-05-09T19:48:41","modified_gmt":"2011-05-09T23:48:41","slug":"free-crappy-portrait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/free-crappy-portrait\/","title":{"rendered":"Free Crappy Portrait!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After reading <a href=\"http:\/\/wishfulfillmenteveryday.blogspot.com\/2011\/04\/elvis-lives-in-sun-i-dance-on-flowers.html\">this post<\/a> about Free Crappy Portraits, I knew I had to have one.<\/p>\n<p>What is a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freecrappyportraits.com\/blog\/\">Free Crappy Portrait<\/a>? You send them a picture of yourself, say something funny and someone draws a crappy portrait based on what you sent them.<\/p>\n<p>This is the picture that I uploaded:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"hk-engagement-157 by hopers, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/5577315990\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5133\/5577315990_6dcb19f5b3.jpg?resize=459%2C500\" alt=\"hk-engagement-157\" width=\"459\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I told them that this was the best portrait of me and Kristian, so I wanted to see it turned into the crappiest. And then I made a stupid joke about ninja pirates and\/or pirate ninjas.<\/p>\n<p>This is what they sent me today!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/pirateninja.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2731\" title=\"pirateninja\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/pirateninja.jpg?resize=300%2C214&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"214\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/pirateninja.jpg?resize=300%2C214&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/pirateninja.jpg?resize=150%2C107&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/pirateninja.jpg?resize=400%2C285&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/pirateninja.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Love. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After reading this post about Free Crappy Portraits, I knew I had to have one. What is a Free Crappy Portrait? You send them a picture of yourself, say something&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2731,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[34,4,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kristian","category-photos","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-I2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/pirateninja.jpg?fit=700%2C500&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2730"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2732,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2730\/revisions\/2732"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}