{"id":2727,"date":"2011-05-06T08:49:03","date_gmt":"2011-05-06T12:49:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=2727"},"modified":"2011-05-06T08:49:03","modified_gmt":"2011-05-06T12:49:03","slug":"last-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/last-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Last Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is my last day here at work. I want my coworkers to remember me fondly, so I brought them donuts.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"donuts by hopers, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/5692686959\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5109\/5692686959_4aaa64e894.jpg?resize=300%2C400\" alt=\"donuts\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It would probably be more effective if I didn&#8217;t plan to kick them all in the shins on my way out&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Today is a day of lasts, which makes me feel a little sad. It&#8217;s probably better to think of next Monday as being a day of firsts.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Friday, everyone!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is my last day here at work. I want my coworkers to remember me fondly, so I brought them donuts. It would probably be more effective if I didn&#8217;t&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,2,45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos","category-random","category-work"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-HZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2727"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2729,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2727\/revisions\/2729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}