{"id":271,"date":"2008-02-14T22:26:50","date_gmt":"2008-02-15T03:26:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=271"},"modified":"2008-02-14T22:28:50","modified_gmt":"2008-02-15T03:28:50","slug":"happy-v-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/happy-v-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy V-Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

Happy Valentines Day! I’d write up a long and sappy post, but, you know… Ick. Also, yawn. Also, ho-hum. None of you wants to hear me gush. Right? (quick! Kristian gave me a soft robe and some sexy pj’s. I gave him some chocolate miis<\/a> and a video game! I also made dinner)<\/p>\n

I shamelessly stole this from Sticky Feathers<\/a> <\/p>\n

how long have you been together?<\/b> About 2.5 years. It seems like we’ve been together forever and that we just got together yesterday. <\/p>\n

how long did you date?<\/b> Still dating. (Knock on wood!)<\/p>\n

how old is he?<\/b> 30. I do so enjoy calling him “old man.”<\/p>\n

who eats more?<\/b> He does. That boy does sure love to eat.<\/p>\n

who said \u00e2\u20ac\u02dci love you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 first?<\/b> He did. Funnily enough, he doesn’t actually remember it happening. He wasn’t drunk at the time. Boys are silly.<\/p>\n

who is taller?<\/b> He is, by a few inches. Not as many when I’m wearing heels. <\/p>\n

who is smarter?<\/b> He’s better at computer stuff. But he’s not quite the super nerd that I am.<\/p>\n

who does the laundry?<\/b> He does. I am a lucky, lucky lady.<\/p>\n

who does the dishes?<\/b> Erm. He does. Feel free to hate me at any time.<\/p>\n

who sleeps on the right side of the bed?<\/b> He does. I get to climb over him to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.<\/p>\n

who pays the bills?<\/b> We share, pretty much equally. He’s going to probably take more over if I go back to grad school. <\/p>\n

who mows the lawn? <\/b> No yard = no mowing. I do most of the gardening, but he definitely helps.<\/p>\n

who cooks dinner? <\/b> He does, mostly. Damn, this list is making me out to look like a total jerk.<\/p>\n

who is more stubborn?<\/b> He is. I refuse to believe otherwise! (do you see what I did there?)<\/p>\n

who kissed who first? <\/b> I kissed him. Much like our first “I love you,” he doesn’t remember this as well. What can I say? They both happened about 12 hours apart from each other and the poor boy was terrified.<\/p>\n

who asked who out?<\/b> I made the first move. I’m a brazen hussy. Kinda makes up for my lack of laundry. And dishes. Kinda.<\/p>\n

who proposed? <\/b> Neither of us. Yet.<\/p>\n

who is more sensitive? <\/b> How could you say such a thing?!?! (yeah, that would be me)<\/p>\n

who has more friends?<\/b> I would say that my friends are his and vice-vera. But, let’s be honest here, I’m a goddamn social butterfly.<\/p>\n

who has more siblings? <\/b> Me. How can you beat a girl with 10 brothers and sisters?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Happy Valentines Day! I’d write up a long and sappy post, but, you know… Ick. Also, yawn. Also, ho-hum. None of you wants to hear me gush. Right? (quick! Kristian…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-4n","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}