{"id":268,"date":"2008-02-13T07:24:02","date_gmt":"2008-02-13T12:24:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=268"},"modified":"2008-02-13T07:34:56","modified_gmt":"2008-02-13T12:34:56","slug":"good-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/good-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"Good Thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*Hope Calls Work*<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Thank you for calling the weather information hotline. Today is a normal business day.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Damn&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>On a much more serious note, if you are the praying type of person, can you please send some to my Aunt, who is going to be having throat surgery in about a half hour? And if you&#8217;re the karma type of person, can you please send that? And if you&#8217;re not the praying or karma type person? Well wishes, good thoughts and chocolate are all acceptable.<\/p>\n<p>I joke because I&#8217;m scared.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*Hope Calls Work* &#8220;Thank you for calling the weather information hotline. Today is a normal business day.&#8221; Damn&#8230;. On a much more serious note, if you are the praying type&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-4k","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}