{"id":2622,"date":"2011-03-01T09:50:47","date_gmt":"2011-03-01T14:50:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=2622"},"modified":"2011-03-01T09:50:47","modified_gmt":"2011-03-01T14:50:47","slug":"the-reports-of-my-death-have-been-greatly-exaggerated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/the-reports-of-my-death-have-been-greatly-exaggerated\/","title":{"rendered":"The Reports of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While googling yourself (shut up, you do it too), it&#8217;s pretty scary for google&#8217;s autocomplete to pop up like this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/obit.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2624\" title=\"obit\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/obit.jpg?resize=300%2C259&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"259\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/obit.jpg?resize=300%2C259&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/obit.jpg?resize=150%2C129&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/obit.jpg?w=368&amp;ssl=1 368w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t even know I was sick!<\/p>\n<p>In all seriousness, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.legacy.com\/obituaries\/washingtonpost\/obituary.aspx?n=hope-m-roth&amp;pid=147819075&amp;fhid=6151\">this<\/a> is the obituary that people were searching for. Which, not going to lie, kind of freaks me out. I don&#8217;t exactly have the most common name, so to see it in this particular context is a bit of a gut punch.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t know this other Hope Roth, but my heart goes out to her family and friends. Rest in peace, Hope. I hope that they found someone really nice to take care of your cat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While googling yourself (shut up, you do it too), it&#8217;s pretty scary for google&#8217;s autocomplete to pop up like this: I didn&#8217;t even know I was sick! In all seriousness,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2624,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-Gi","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/obit.jpg?fit=368%2C318&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2622"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2622\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2625,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2622\/revisions\/2625"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2624"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}