{"id":261,"date":"2008-01-27T22:59:08","date_gmt":"2008-01-28T03:59:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=261"},"modified":"2008-01-27T22:59:08","modified_gmt":"2008-01-28T03:59:08","slug":"we-still-win","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/we-still-win\/","title":{"rendered":"We Still Win"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We were talking tonight over dinner (hooray for fondue!) about wether it&#8217;s better to go to a strip club or to a ballet. Jennie and I say ballet, because you still get to see scantily clad people (one of the dancers last night wore a loincloth!), they&#8217;re better dancers and you don&#8217;t have to worry about being exposed to herpes.<\/p>\n<p>We turned to Jennie&#8217;s fianc\u00c3\u00a9, Damian and asked him.<\/p>\n<p>Me: So, which would you go to? Strip club or ballet?<br \/>\nDamian: Neither.<br \/>\nJennie: Gun to your head, which would you choose?<br \/>\nDamian: I choose the gun! Shoot me now.<br \/>\nMe: I am so blogging this.<br \/>\nJennie: Bitch!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s ok, Jennie got to blog about <a href =\"http:\/\/jenn964.wordpress.com\/2008\/01\/27\/miss-america\/\">Miss America<\/a>. <i>And<\/i> she stole my good line about the host looking like the bastard love child of Tom Cruise and John Edwards. Go over and check it out. I&#8217;ll say this much, modernized competition my <i>ass<\/i>. The vacuous blonde chick won. Ugh. Her evening dress looked like something that a figure-skater\/stripper would wear on a date with her baby-daddy to Sizzler. <\/p>\n<p>I still wish that I had been there so that I could have eaten carbs on stage with Clinton Kelly. <\/p>\n<p>Mary also has an entry about the pageant <a href = \"http:\/\/starfabu.bravejournal.com\/entry\/29979\">here<\/a>. She said everything that I was thinking about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were talking tonight over dinner (hooray for fondue!) about wether it&#8217;s better to go to a strip club or to a ballet. Jennie and I say ballet, because you&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","category-travel"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-4d","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=261"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}