{"id":257,"date":"2008-01-22T21:12:51","date_gmt":"2008-01-23T02:12:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=257"},"modified":"2008-01-22T21:13:50","modified_gmt":"2008-01-23T02:13:50","slug":"oops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/oops\/","title":{"rendered":"Oops."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hi, my name is Hope and I&#8217;m an idiot (hi Hope!). <\/p>\n<p>I was supposed to &#8220;audition&#8221; to be a Kaplan tutor tonight and, instead, I managed to get lost in the <i>city that I grew up in<\/i> and show up five minutes late. Just late enough for them to not let me into the audition. Just late enough for me to feel like the world&#8217;s biggest idiot. I&#8217;m rescheduled for a couple weeks from now, but I have a feeling that they probably checked off the boxes in their files next to &#8220;flaky&#8221; and &#8220;poor time management.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Honestly, I can&#8217;t say that I would blame them. I&#8217;m so pissed at myself for not being more careful about the street address.<\/p>\n<p>To redeem this horrible downer of a post, here is a photo of Kristian doing his very best winter weather David Hasselhoff impression:<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/2167344165\/\" title=\"IMG_8269.JPG by hopers, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2091\/2167344165_1167db1f36.jpg?resize=500%2C333\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"IMG_8269.JPG\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>There aren&#8217;t any videos of him eating cheeseburgers, but I do have a picture somewhere of him drinking whiskey and smoking a cigarette in his underwear at my sister&#8217;s wedding last summer. <\/p>\n<p><3\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi, my name is Hope and I&#8217;m an idiot (hi Hope!). I was supposed to &#8220;audition&#8221; to be a Kaplan tutor tonight and, instead, I managed to get lost in&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grumble","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s5yggS-oops","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=257"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}