{"id":256,"date":"2008-01-22T16:45:35","date_gmt":"2008-01-22T21:45:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=256"},"modified":"2008-01-22T16:45:35","modified_gmt":"2008-01-22T21:45:35","slug":"dancing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/dancing\/","title":{"rendered":"Dancing"},"content":{"rendered":"

In all of my whining yesterday, I might have maybe forgotten to mention that I am taking this coming Friday and Monday off. Did I mention that? I don’t think I mentioned that. So, I guess that you could probably cancel my call for a waaaaaambulance, because I have a nice short week and then a long weekend to look forward to.<\/p>\n

I’m flying down to DC to see my friend Jenn(ie)<\/a>. (I may call her Jennie, you must call her Jenn) I haven’t seen her in two years. Which kindof scares me a little, because it really doesn’t feel like it’s been that long. My life, it flies.<\/p>\n

I’m super glad that I picked this weekend to make my trek down to our nation’s capitol, because Kristian will be spending the weekend at a bachelor party in Foxwoods. I have a feeling that my neurotic side might have shown itself if I was to spend my time around here. Hanging out around the house. Picturing him hanging out with strippers. It’s not that I don’t trust Kristian (I do! I’d trust him with my life), it’s that I don’t trust bachelor parties. Or that group of friends. <\/p>\n

But, hey, he’s going to go to the Foxy Lady to see strippers dance around, but Jennie and I are going to the Kennedy Center (you know, that<\/i> Kennedy Center) to see the ballet. We both get to see scantily clad women dance. His scantily clad women might have bigger boobs, but Jennie and I are going to get all dressed up. And<\/i> we have a much lower risk of having someone puke all over us. I would say that we win.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In all of my whining yesterday, I might have maybe forgotten to mention that I am taking this coming Friday and Monday off. Did I mention that? I don’t think…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","category-travel"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s5yggS-dancing","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}