Hi Everybody! My apologies for the neglect. It’s been a crazy week at work. Completely and utterly insane. I always made fun of Kristian for doing work when we were hanging out at home… but guess who was on her laptop doing mail merges and sending emails all this week? Yeah, that would be this girl. Thanks be to the FSM for overtime. Tasty, tasty overtime. My credit card bill and I both love you oh so very much.<\/p>\n
My life has been thoroughly and utterly boring and filled with update emails about the status of broken equipment in A\/V classrooms. I can see your collective eyes glazing over from here.<\/p>\n
You know that things have gotten lame when the highlight of your week is taking a Hip Hop Abs class at the gym. Although, I have to admit, it’s a pretty kickass class. My abs, they are so hip hop. And flabby. Very, very flabby. If only they (my abs) would kick it out old school. Our teacher told us that we could use our new moves in the “cluuuuub.” He also told us that, if they don’t go over well, not to implicate him. I mean, the man has a reputation to uphold. <\/p>\n
By club, I hope that he means “living room.” In which case, the only way that my “moves” could not go over well would be if I stepped on a cats’ tail. Or forgot to close the curtains. Or made the mistake of practicing while Kristian was home. In which case? I just might die of embarrassment. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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