{"id":242,"date":"2007-12-14T11:26:11","date_gmt":"2007-12-14T16:26:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=242"},"modified":"2007-12-14T15:05:02","modified_gmt":"2007-12-14T20:05:02","slug":"whats-better-than-a-new-iphone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/whats-better-than-a-new-iphone\/","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s Better Than a New iPhone?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/2110301061\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2143\/2110301061_b1b838db76_m.jpg\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n \n<\/div>\n<p>&#8230; An unlocked new iPhone.<\/p>\n<p>I stalked the loading dock like a crazy person. I even signed for the delivery from FedEx myself. And my reward is a shiny new iPhone. It&#8217;s so pretty! You know you want to touch it.<\/p>\n<p>The problem? My boss is out on vacation today.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently iPhones are useless until you activate them. I can&#8217;t activate mine on my own. Thus, I have a very pretty and expensive paperweight sitting there on my desk. Calling out to me. Mocking me. With its shininess. And its screen that tells me to activate in iTunes if I want to use it.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, iPhone. You&#8217;re so pretty. So unattainable.  Like a supermodel.<\/p>\n<p>I can haz activashun?<br \/>\n<br clear=\"all\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; An unlocked new iPhone. I stalked the loading dock like a crazy person. I even signed for the delivery from FedEx myself. And my reward is a shiny new&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,2,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos","category-random","category-school"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-3U","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}