{"id":228,"date":"2007-11-27T22:12:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-28T03:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=228"},"modified":"2008-08-11T21:48:17","modified_gmt":"2008-08-12T01:48:17","slug":"the-blue-dress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/the-blue-dress\/","title":{"rendered":"The Blue Dress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am nothing if not willing to bend over backwards for my blog readers. You asked for a recent photo of me in the blue dress, so here you are! I took it just now after taking a bath. A nice, long, luxurious bath accompanied by the latest issue of Real Simple.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\n<a title=\"The Blue Dress by hopers, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/2070482530\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2036\/2070482530_418b503dc2.jpg?resize=217%2C500\" alt=\"The Blue Dress\" width=\"217\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nI think the towel is a nice touch, don&#8217;t you? Should I wear it to the wedding?<br \/>\nAs you can see, it&#8217;s a little loose around the midsection now. Not as loose as I&#8217;d like it to be, but loose nonetheless.Now you see why I&#8217;m torn? The even votes in the comments aren&#8217;t helping matters either. Clearly, a tie-breaker is needed. If my credit card bill wasn&#8217;t currently screaming in pain, I would say that I should just buy myself something new and pretty. New and pretty is still on the table, but I&#8217;d like to channel Tim Gunn and make this work.Help?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am nothing if not willing to bend over backwards for my blog readers. You asked for a recent photo of me in the blue dress, so here you are!&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-3G","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=228"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":354,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions\/354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}