{"id":226,"date":"2007-11-26T23:44:50","date_gmt":"2007-11-27T04:44:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=226"},"modified":"2007-11-29T12:16:11","modified_gmt":"2007-11-29T17:16:11","slug":"table-nine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/table-nine\/","title":{"rendered":"Table Nine"},"content":{"rendered":"

We’re going to a wedding on Saturday. Apparently we’ve been placed at the table with all of the happy couple’s non-Christian friends. My friend, the groom, was apologetic but I just told him, “Awesome, the heathen table! We heathens always have the most fun!” I am so ending up someplace warm and brimstone-y.<\/p>\n

The best part? I told Kristian about the seating arrangements and he said, “you mean they put us at the heathen table?” Sometimes we’re so in sync, it’s scary.<\/p>\n

Now, I just have to decide if I should wear this dress (which makes my boobs look fantastic, but my hips look huge)…<\/p>\n

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Or, do I wear this dress (which doesn’t fit me quite right, since I lost ten pounds)…<\/p>\n

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If it makes a difference, I paid a lot more money than I normally would have for the yellow dress, thinking that I would wear it to a bunch of weddings (this is before I saw the photos from my Sister’s wedding and thought, “Damn, that dress makes me look heavier than I really am.”) Also, my friend said that God won’t disapprove of the boobage.<\/p>\n

Which one would you wear?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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