{"id":215,"date":"2007-11-15T21:39:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-16T01:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=215"},"modified":"2007-11-15T21:39:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-16T01:39:00","slug":"not-so-secretly-craving-starbucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/not-so-secretly-craving-starbucks\/","title":{"rendered":"Not So Secretly Craving Starbucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are two things that I currently have a love\/hate relationship with. Those would be Starbucks and Christmas Creep. I hate Starbucks and the fact that we saw a million of them all over the damn place in NYC and no alternatives. I hate their business practices. I hate their snooty terminology. <\/p>\n<p>I also hate Christmas Creep and the fact that it turns me into a scrooge when I see Christmas decorations pre-Thanksgiving. Christmas should be fun, but the realtors have sucked all of the joy out of it.<\/p>\n<p>And yet&#8230; I am sitting here craving not just a latte from Starbucks, but one of those holiday themed lattes from Starbucks with peppermint and whipped cream and sprinkles. Possibly served in a whimsical holiday mug. With a gingerbread man.<\/p>\n<p>What in the hell is wrong with me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are two things that I currently have a love\/hate relationship with. Those would be Starbucks and Christmas Creep. I hate Starbucks and the fact that we saw a million&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-3t","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}