{"id":2146,"date":"2010-09-25T19:32:20","date_gmt":"2010-09-26T00:32:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=2146"},"modified":"2010-09-25T19:32:20","modified_gmt":"2010-09-26T00:32:20","slug":"im-gonna-marry-this-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/im-gonna-marry-this-guy\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Gonna Marry This Guy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: I can&#8217;t wait to see you as a dad someday. You&#8217;re so sweet with our pets and it&#8217;s going to be like that I bet. <\/p>\n<p>Kristian: Little child wants a cookie? Sit. <\/p>\n<p>Me: You are not teaching our future children tricks. <\/p>\n<p>Kristian: Roll over!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: I can&#8217;t wait to see you as a dad someday. You&#8217;re so sweet with our pets and it&#8217;s going to be like that I bet. Kristian: Little child wants&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[34,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2146","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kristian","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-yC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2146","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2146"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2146\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}