{"id":2111,"date":"2010-08-16T20:55:22","date_gmt":"2010-08-17T01:55:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=2111"},"modified":"2010-08-16T20:55:23","modified_gmt":"2010-08-17T01:55:23","slug":"made-of-honor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/made-of-honor\/","title":{"rendered":"Made of Honor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know you&#8217;re a supremely excellent Maid of Honor when&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You get this photo in a batch of potential wedding slideshow photos from a family member and say to yourself, &#8220;Not only should I put this is in the slideshow, I also feel that it is my solemn duty to upload this to Facebook and my blog.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/02.04.081.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2112\" title=\"02.04.081\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/02.04.081.jpg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/02.04.081.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/02.04.081.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/02.04.081.jpg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Also, it&#8217;s a <em>fantastic<\/em> idea to constantly refer to your toast as a &#8220;roast&#8221; and to request your own bottle of champagne so that you can swig directly from it whilst roasting the bride.<\/p>\n<p>I have a sneaking suspicion that my sister is going to wish that she had chosen an ugly dress. Preferably one with a butt-bow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know you&#8217;re a supremely excellent Maid of Honor when&#8230; You get this photo in a batch of potential wedding slideshow photos from a family member and say to yourself,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,4,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-photos","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-y3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2111"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2113,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2111\/revisions\/2113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}