{"id":21,"date":"2006-02-23T22:23:03","date_gmt":"2006-02-24T03:23:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=21"},"modified":"2006-02-23T22:27:15","modified_gmt":"2006-02-24T03:27:15","slug":"mustache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/mustache\/","title":{"rendered":"Mustache?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mustache. Apparently the only google search term that brings people even remotely near my silly little website is the word “mustache.”<\/p>\n

I’m going to let that sink in for a moment.<\/p>\n

Apparently the only people finding my site are those who search for the word “mustache.” It’s true. I looked it up. Google was kind enough to let me do that.<\/p>\n

Google<\/a>? Why do I get no love? Why won’t you let people find my website if they search for my name? There aren’t that many Hope Roth’s out there. I know of one (yes, I google-stalk myself… you know you do it too.) and she lives in Texas. Texas! I’m the only Hope Roth with a website! Let the people find me! Me! Meeeeeeee!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n

It’s ok Google. Because sometimes you get no love<\/a> too. <\/p>\n

I’m just gonna have to get my love from Jeeves. Go ask him<\/a>. Jeeves loooooves the Hope. Too bad he’s retiring. Cranky old bastard.<\/p>\n

Ok, but seriously people. Link to me on your websites. You’ll get good karma points for it. I promise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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