{"id":206,"date":"2007-11-07T21:23:08","date_gmt":"2007-11-08T01:23:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=206"},"modified":"2007-11-07T21:23:08","modified_gmt":"2007-11-08T01:23:08","slug":"reality-tv-is-bad-for-your-bank-account","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/reality-tv-is-bad-for-your-bank-account\/","title":{"rendered":"Reality TV is Bad for Your Bank Account"},"content":{"rendered":"

I finally broke down and tivo’d What Not to Wear<\/a>. I love Clinton and Stacey and I’d kindof really love to go shopping with them and then get margaritas. They seem like they know how to enjoy a good margarita. And shoes. Who doesn’t love margaritas and shoes?<\/p>\n

The other reason that I would love to go shopping with Clinton and Stacey is that they just might bring one of those $5000 Visa Cards with them. You know, to help out with the shoes (and maybe a couple margaritas). <\/p>\n

Lucky Jeans are gateway clothes. Spend too much money on a pair of jeans and all of a sudden you’re buying new boots and maybe, oh I don’t know…<\/p>\n

A sexy little wrapdress:<\/p>\n


\n\"My<\/a>
\n(Check out those new boots!)
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And a fabulous new coat (thirty buck on sale at H and M!):<\/p>\n


\n\"My<\/a>
\n(The boots, still awesome)
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I love that I’ve lost so much weight. I now hate the way that my clothes are fitting me. I know, wah, wah, wah, call the waaaaaaahmbulance. Poor Hope lost weight and her pants don’t fit. *Single Tear.*<\/p>\n

My plan is to throw out everything that doesn’t fit anymore and to slowly buy things that do. Emphasis on the slowly. <\/p>\n

Where do you all go to get cute little outfits? (Preferably cheap!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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