{"id":200,"date":"2007-11-01T20:34:23","date_gmt":"2007-11-02T00:34:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=200"},"modified":"2007-11-15T14:23:53","modified_gmt":"2007-11-15T18:23:53","slug":"who-am-i-kidding-i-wasnt-running-for-office-anyways","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/who-am-i-kidding-i-wasnt-running-for-office-anyways\/","title":{"rendered":"Who Am I Kidding? I Wasn&#8217;t Running for Office Anyways!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Caving to popular demand, I have dug up a photo of me in my Britney Spears costume last weekend. I would like to state for the record that I am 100% totally sober in this photo.<\/p>\n<p>[photo removed]<\/p>\n<p>No, seriously, unlike Brit-Brit, I had not been imbibing any moonshine that evening. I was also free of wacky tobaccy, uppers, downers, Special K and Black Tar Heroin. This photo was brought to you by the letters H, A and M as in &#8220;I will do whatever it takes to look funny on camera.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Anyways, what better way to announce that I will be participating in <a href = \"http:\/\/nablopomo.ning.com\/\">nablopomo<\/a> again this year than with a blog post about Britney, who is one-woman blog fodder, providing hours upon hours of endless amusement for us all with crotch shots, flipping out while hitting photogs cars and all-around bad parenting. Also, how in the hell did it get to be November already?<\/p>\n<p>This post will be short and sweet, as I have a paper to write that was due, oh let&#8217;s just say negative two days ago. <\/p>\n<p>Why is it that having a deadline ensures that there will be an endless supply of amusing things that you will have to say no to? Our copy of Guitar Hero III showed up today and I can&#8217;t play it. My latest jewelry supplies showed up and I can&#8217;t make anything. The internet normally provides me with hours upon hours of entertainment. Oh, and tonight is Thursday, which means new episodes of Scrubs and My Name is Earl. Also, after a month distinctly lacking in inspiration, I suddenly have a bunch of ideas for new blog posts.<\/p>\n<p>*weeps*<\/p>\n<p>This post was brought to you by the letters A, D and D. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Caving to popular demand, I have dug up a photo of me in my Britney Spears costume last weekend. I would like to state for the record that I am&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-3e","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=200"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}