{"id":1976,"date":"2010-04-09T18:24:25","date_gmt":"2010-04-09T23:24:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1976"},"modified":"2010-04-09T18:24:25","modified_gmt":"2010-04-09T23:24:25","slug":"who-wants-a-mustache-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/who-wants-a-mustache-ride\/","title":{"rendered":"Who Wants a Mustache Ride?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today was “Mustache Friday” at Kristian’s office. What’s a Mustache Friday? Basically, anyone who wants to participate grows a mustache (or, in the case of the ladies, glues one on). They send out pictures of everyone and the other employees at his company vote for their favorite. The winner gets a $50 gift card. For the sake of alliteration, I really think that it should be Mustache Monday. But Friday is when everyone is in the office. Except for Kristian. Who got sent on site. With his goofy facial hair.<\/p>\n

(I’ll let that one sink in for a moment).<\/p>\n

Guess who won!<\/p>\n

This guy:<\/p>\n

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Ladies, you know you’re jealous of my man.<\/p>\n

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I think that Kristian looks quite handsome with his ironic facial hair. I also think that he looks like he wants a PBR and a pair of skinny jeans. Or possibly a straw hat, a striped shirt and a chocolate malted milkshake.<\/p>\n

So, what do you think? Should Kristian stick with his new look?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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