{"id":189,"date":"2007-08-23T21:37:28","date_gmt":"2007-08-24T01:37:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=189"},"modified":"2007-08-23T22:12:46","modified_gmt":"2007-08-24T02:12:46","slug":"reverend-roth-woman-of-the-cloth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/reverend-roth-woman-of-the-cloth\/","title":{"rendered":"Reverend Roth: Woman of the Cloth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lunch breaks were made for productivity. Working out. Errands. Shoe shopping. <\/p>\n<p>During my lunch break yesterday, I became an ordained minister! Yes, it&#8217;s true&#8230; I went to the <a href = \"http:\/\/www.themonastery.org\/\">Universal Life Church<\/a> website, filled out a form, clicked submit and voila. I even sprang for the wallet ID card. You know, just in case I need some credentials. <\/p>\n<p>I am now available for weddings and baptisms. But not circumcisions. I&#8217;m not allowed to perform those. Yet.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I just need to find someone foolish enough to let me marry them!<\/p>\n<p>Note: the last part of my California recap is below. I fudged the dates to keep it with the other parts. It&#8217;s my blog and I&#8217;ll change my time-stamps if I want to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lunch breaks were made for productivity. Working out. Errands. Shoe shopping. During my lunch break yesterday, I became an ordained minister! Yes, it&#8217;s true&#8230; I went to the Universal Life&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-33","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}