{"id":18,"date":"2006-02-21T08:40:18","date_gmt":"2006-02-21T13:40:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=18"},"modified":"2006-03-04T21:30:08","modified_gmt":"2006-03-05T02:30:08","slug":"my-grandmother-is-smarter-than-your-grandmother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/my-grandmother-is-smarter-than-your-grandmother\/","title":{"rendered":"My Grandmother is Smarter Than Your Grandmother"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s true. My Grandmother is smarter than your Grandmother.*<\/p>\n<p>How do I know this? Because I bet that your Grandmother didn&#8217;t teach you how to do Sudoku this weekend. And mine sure as hell did. <\/p>\n<p>I bet that your Grandmother can&#8217;t even program her VCR. My Grandmother has set up not one but <i>two<\/i> Tivos. <\/p>\n<p>My Grandmother asked me for an invition to gmail and I set her up with a gmail account this weekend. That&#8217;s right, mothafuckahs, my Grandmother  is on gmail. I bet yours doesn&#8217;t even have a computer.<\/p>\n<p>My Grandmother was a programmer back before the internet boom. I bet your grandmother wasn&#8217;t a Systems Analyst.<\/p>\n<p>Like I said&#8230; my Grandmother is smarter than your grandmother. I bet my Dad could kick your Dad&#8217;s ass too.<\/p>\n<p>*My apologies to anyone whose grandparents are no longer with us. I&#8217;ll be an equal opportunity braggart and say that my grandmother is probably smarter than you. Period. \ud83d\ude1b <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s true. My Grandmother is smarter than your Grandmother.* How do I know this? Because I bet that your Grandmother didn&#8217;t teach you how to do Sudoku this weekend. And&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-i","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}