On the face of it, my weekend was nothing to write home about. I mean, I fell asleep at like nine o’clock on Friday night. If that’s not exciting to you, I bet you won’t want to hear about the new gloves I bought either.<\/p>\n
Highlights of the weekend: nine mile jog, cooking class, hung out with friends, hung out with my Dad, played ultimate frisbee, ate an ice cream sundae.<\/p>\n
Why does it feel like I just had the best weekend EVAR? It certainly has nothing to do with a certain National Football League match that took place at 1pm on Sunday. A game that certainly didn’t make the highlight reel. A game that we will no longer be talking about.<\/p>\n
Perhaps it was the nine mile jog on Saturday or the hour-long frisbee game on Sunday. I’m guessing that the combined endorphins rush just might allow me to finally kick that Oxycontin habit.<\/p>\n
I kid, I kid.<\/p>\n
It’s all about the black tar heroin.<\/p>\n
So, yeah, low-key weekend. Fairly uneventful. Oddly fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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