{"id":1653,"date":"2009-11-11T08:44:20","date_gmt":"2009-11-11T13:44:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1653"},"modified":"2009-11-11T08:44:20","modified_gmt":"2009-11-11T13:44:20","slug":"the-cones-of-shame","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/the-cones-of-shame\/","title":{"rendered":"The Cones of Shame"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought this was appropos&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/failblog.org\/2009\/11\/11\/eating-fail\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/failblog.wordpress.com\/files\/2009\/10\/epic-fail-eating-fail.jpg\" alt=\"epic fail pictures\" title=\"epic-fail-eating-fail\" class=\"mine_2779003904\" \/><\/a><br \/>see more <a href=\"http:\/\/failblog.org\">Epic Fails<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought this was appropos&#8230; see more Epic Fails<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[31,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nablopomo","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-qF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1653"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1653\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1654,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1653\/revisions\/1654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}