{"id":1645,"date":"2009-11-09T22:58:05","date_gmt":"2009-11-10T03:58:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1645"},"modified":"2009-11-09T22:58:05","modified_gmt":"2009-11-10T03:58:05","slug":"swimming-in-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/swimming-in-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Swimming In It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, when we travel, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1358\">one of us has to get their credit card stolen<\/a>. This time, it was Kristian&#8217;s turn. My credit card was used to purchase English lessons and credit reports. Kristian&#8217;s was used to purchase&#8230;. a pool.<\/p>\n<p>A seven thousand dollar pool.<\/p>\n<p>In Arizona.<\/p>\n<p>How this didn&#8217;t end up getting flagged as potentially fraudulent kindof blows my mind a little. I mean, surely AmEx&#8217;s algorithms should be able to figure out that, based on the amount of pool supplies that we already purchase, we don&#8217;t need another pool. Also, <em>we don&#8217;t live in freaking Arizona<\/em>. And we&#8217;re certainly not in the habit of gifting other people with pools.<\/p>\n<p>Kristian logged into online banking today, noticed that his balance was about $7,000 more than it should have been, remembered that he <em>didn&#8217;t purchase a pool in Arizona<\/em> and then called up AmEx to let them know that they&#8217;d been punk&#8217;d. They reversed the charges, cancelled his card, sent him a new one and Kristian had a lot of fun with a pair of scissors and some plastic. All that&#8217;s left now is to sit back and wonder <em><strong>who in the hell buys a pool with a stolen credit card?!<\/strong><\/em> Aren&#8217;t pools a little easy to trace? Wouldn&#8217;t it be pretty easy to find said credit card thief by going to their address, verifying that the &#8220;stolen&#8221; pool is still there and then arresting them?<\/p>\n<p>Because that&#8217;s totally what I would do.<\/p>\n<p>But I don&#8217;t have any fancy law enforcement training or nuthing.<\/p>\n<p>And what do you do with a &#8220;stolen&#8221; pool? Can pools be repossessed? Does the pool get seized as evidence? I bet that a pool would take up a decent amount of space in an evidence locker. Are fraudulent pools the new Western Union scam? I am full of questions that I somehow doubt I will get answers to. I sincerely hope that AmEx goes after these d-bags hard core. And, if they do, they&#8217;d better let us know what the outcome was.<\/p>\n<p>Honestly, who steals a pool?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, when we travel, one of us has to get their credit card stolen. This time, it was Kristian&#8217;s turn. My credit card was used to purchase English lessons and&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,31,2,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grumble","category-nablopomo","category-random","category-travel"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-qx","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1645"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1645\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1646,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1645\/revisions\/1646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}