{"id":1639,"date":"2009-11-07T21:43:34","date_gmt":"2009-11-08T02:43:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1639"},"modified":"2009-11-07T21:43:34","modified_gmt":"2009-11-08T02:43:34","slug":"they-say-its-good-luck-but-they-are-a-bunch-of-liars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/they-say-its-good-luck-but-they-are-a-bunch-of-liars\/","title":{"rendered":"They Say It&#8217;s Good Luck, but They are a Bunch of Liars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We went to the zoo today. I got pooped on by a bird. Not even an <em>exotic<\/em> bird. It was just flying around randomly. It was probably a pigeon.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted an animal experience, but I&#8217;m not sure if I wanted <em>that much <\/em>animal experience.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, it could have been worse.<\/p>\n<p>It could have been a gorilla.<\/p>\n<p>Or a giant panda.<\/p>\n<p>Or an elephant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We went to the zoo today. I got pooped on by a bird. Not even an exotic bird. It was just flying around randomly. It was probably a pigeon. I&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[31,2,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nablopomo","category-random","category-travel"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-qr","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1639"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1642,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1639\/revisions\/1642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}