{"id":1636,"date":"2009-11-06T20:54:22","date_gmt":"2009-11-07T01:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1636"},"modified":"2009-11-06T20:54:22","modified_gmt":"2009-11-07T01:54:22","slug":"if-it-was-soxyankeesmets-my-head-might-have-exploded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/if-it-was-soxyankeesmets-my-head-might-have-exploded\/","title":{"rendered":"If It Was Sox\/Yankees\/Mets My Head Might Have Exploded"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re in DC visiting <a href=\"http:\/\/monkeysblog.com\/\">Jen(nie)<\/a> and, once again, my insane Jen(nie) travel luck has shone down upon me. \u00a0I don&#8217;t know what sort of voodoo magic she does to make things run so smoothly, but she&#8217;d better keep it up.<\/p>\n<p>I keep telling myself that I will never again travel anywhere that doesn&#8217;t have Jen(nie) at my destination.And then I forget and go other places and I get all confused when my baggage isn&#8217;t waiting for me at the carousel.<\/p>\n<p>You see, when I visit Jen(nie), I never have to wait more than five minutes for my luggage. And, even then, I think that five minutes is kindof pushing it.<\/p>\n<p>Today we got an added bonus&#8230; the shuttle bus that runs every 40 minutes showed up in about two. We got stuck in traffic, but even that was kind of fun.<\/p>\n<p>How can traffic be fun, you might ask. Well, when everyone around you decides to make friends with everyone else and you get this bizarre multi-racial, inter-socio-economic happy funtime experience, it&#8217;s not so bad to be on a bus that&#8217;s not really going anywhere. It all started with people giving each other directions (a gift from the universe, you&#8217;d think that they were all reading my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1634\">blog<\/a>) and it became a discussion of life experiences, travel plans and sports.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>If you think that it&#8217;s amazing to have a bunch of random people talking to each other so helpfully and cheerfully, it&#8217;s downright astounding to have a civil conversation between people who support the Pats, Jets, Saints and Ravens. That&#8217;s peace in the Middle East right there, it is.<\/p>\n<p>And now we&#8217;re hanging out with Jen(nie) and Beans (if watching Beans sleep on the couch can be counted as hanging out), stuffed with tacos and anticipating pumpkin <em>and<\/em> apple pie. I&#8217;d say that&#8217;s the start of a good weekend, right there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re in DC visiting Jen(nie) and, once again, my insane Jen(nie) travel luck has shone down upon me. \u00a0I don&#8217;t know what sort of voodoo magic she does to make&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[31,2,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nablopomo","category-random","category-travel"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-qo","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1636"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1638,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1636\/revisions\/1638"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}