{"id":1620,"date":"2009-10-26T09:07:59","date_gmt":"2009-10-26T14:07:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1620"},"modified":"2009-10-26T09:08:25","modified_gmt":"2009-10-26T14:08:25","slug":"oh-dear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/oh-dear\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh Dear&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I fear that I may have become one of those people.<\/p>\n<p>You know, <em>those people<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>You know, the kinds of people that buy things for the sole purpose that they look kindof like their pets.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"IMG_6344 by hopers, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/4046005217\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2433\/4046005217_e7bafd1a2f.jpg?resize=500%2C332\" alt=\"IMG_6344\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In my defense, it&#8217;s a onesie for my imminent niece\/nephew. And it plays a very important function by virtue of being long-sleeved (my nephew was a June Baby, this noodle is due in early November).<\/p>\n<p>But, if I ever buy anything with a husky on it to wear myself?<\/p>\n<p>You all have my permission to punch me in the face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I fear that I may have become one of those people. You know, those people. You know, the kinds of people that buy things for the sole purpose that they&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,30,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-gracie","category-photos"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-q8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1620"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1622,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620\/revisions\/1622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}