I’m in Denver for business and I have to say, this hotel is one of the nicest ones that I’ve ever stayed at. Let’s put it this way, they give you a cookie when you check in. And it’s warm. And gooey. And delicious. It says that it’s delicious right there on the little paper envelope. So you know it’s delicious.<\/p>\n
As in…<\/p>\n
“WARNING: Our delicious cookies contain nuts.”<\/p>\n
Talk about a kick in the teeth for people with allergies. I pity them. And will happily take their cookies off of their hands.<\/p>\n
You know, they can afford a few measly cookies, seeing as how they charge for wifi. Ten bucks. A day. What a rip-off. It seems somewhat contradictory, don’t you think? Or perhaps I’m just cranky because I finished my cookie and I haven’t had lunch yet.<\/p>\n
Speaking of contradictory…<\/p>\n
Airport security screeners will confiscate your bottled water, but my razor sharp sewing scissors are A-ok. Somebody please explain to me just exactly how this makes sense. These things are so sharp, I’ve cut myself several times<\/em> when my fingers brushed up against them by accident. The worst thing I’ve ever done with a bottle of water is to accidentally spill it on myself. Sure, I walked around feeling somewhat damp for a half hour or so. But I dried off. Life goes on.<\/p>\n Anyways, I’m here. In Denver. In some industrial area that doesn’t appear to have much going on. Except for hotels. And office parks.<\/p>\n But hey, I have two beds. One for sleeping. One for eating cookies in.<\/p>\n So, life is pretty good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I’m in Denver for business and I have to say, this hotel is one of the nicest ones that I’ve ever stayed at. Let’s put it this way, they give…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","category-travel"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-pL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1597"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1600,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1597\/revisions\/1600"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}