These are some real search terms that people have used to get to my blog. I hope that at least a few of them stuck around. I also hope that if said people stuck around, I don’t completely offend them by making fun of their search terms…<\/p>\n
training bra pictures<\/b>
\nI really, really, really hope that you are a 12-year-old girl who is not quite sure how to work a training bra. Because if you are a 47-year-old man… well, that’s just creepy.<\/p>\n
how to scrunch straight hair pictures<\/b> gnxonline sucks<\/b> bright orange vomit<\/b> Sap gathering tanks<\/b> how to make flying spaghetti pipe cleaner<\/b> accident-prone jokes<\/b> lilith fair torrent\t<\/b> goodmorning hair<\/b> messy apartment photo<\/b>
\nI get several variations of this search term a month. I don’t claim that this is the best guide out there, but I hope that people find my curly hair primer<\/a> to be at least a little bit useful. <\/p>\n
\nYes.<\/a> Yes they do. <\/a><\/p>\n
\nAhhhh, the old standby<\/a>. Nothing gets visitors to my site like the promise of a good story about bright orange vomit. Good times.<\/p>\n
\nI really wish that I knew what that meant.<\/p>\n
\nI have a feeling that spaghetti in its uncooked form is too brittle to be used to clean your pipes. And spaghetti in its cooked form is definitely too limp. If you’re trying to make a flying spaghetti monster out of pipe cleaners, I suggest that you stock up on googly-eyes. Googly-eyes make any<\/i> craft project better.<\/p>\n
\nMy life is just one big joke about being accident prone.<\/p>\n
\nShame on you for pirating music. *cough* isohunt<\/a> *cough*<\/p>\n
\nIs this the modern update of Goodnight Moon? Possibly written by Paris Hilton? Good-morning skinny jeans. Good-morning hair. Good-morning paparazzi everywhere!<\/p>\n
\nI like to pretend that my apartment never gets messy. It’s easier to keep up the pretending if you never let anyone take pictures of it in its messy state.<\/p>\n