{"id":1481,"date":"2009-07-22T11:19:02","date_gmt":"2009-07-22T16:19:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1481"},"modified":"2009-07-22T13:12:47","modified_gmt":"2009-07-22T18:12:47","slug":"20sb-guest-blogging-laura-from-meet-my-gay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/20sb-guest-blogging-laura-from-meet-my-gay\/","title":{"rendered":"20sb Guest Blogging &#8211; Laura from Meet My Gay"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"margin: 1ex;\">\n<div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\"><em>Hope&#8217;s Note: I&#8217;m participating in the Twenty-Something Bloggers&#8217; Blog Swap Today. Today&#8217;s guest-blogger is Laura from meetmygay.com. I have a <\/em><em>hilarious (if I do say so) tale of hair gone wrong up at her site. Check it out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.meetmygay.com\/2009\/07\/hopes-accidental-lesbian-haircut.html\">here<\/a><\/em><em>.<\/em><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\">Hi everyone, my name is Laura.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\">When I first talked to Hope  about writing a guest blog post, I took a look at the header \u201cRandomness\u201d  and searched through my memory banks for pretty much the best and most  random story I\u2019ve got.\u00a0 It\u2019s great at parties\u2026 feel free  to share.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\">One night I was out at a <strong> random<\/strong> bar in Hollywood and spotted a guy I went to college with.\u00a0  I didn\u2019t know his name, only vaguely remembered his face, but I knew  two things about him:<\/span><\/p>\n<ol type=\"1\">\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\">He was known to    be a \u201cplayah.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\">Although my face    probably looked familiar, I knew he wouldn\u2019t know my name.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\">I was in a pretty <strong>random <\/strong> mood, so I went up to him and said, \u201cHey!\u00a0 Remember me?\u00a0  From Northwestern? \u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\">As expected, he was taken off  guard and replied, \u201cOh\u2026 yeah\u2026 hi, how are you?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\">That\u2019s when I went in for  the kill. \u201cOh, you probably don\u2019t remember me.\u00a0 We hooked up  that one time!\u00a0 It\u2019s ok, don\u2019t worry about it.\u00a0 I actually  had an abortion so I took care of the whole thing.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\">He blinked and said nothing  for a good\u2026 let\u2019s say 3 or 4 seconds. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\">I laughed, he laughed, he was  still a bit nervous\u2026 so I decided to give him a break, \u201cI hope you  realize I\u2019m just joking.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\">Oh boy did I have a new admirer  after that one.\u00a0 He followed me around that bar all night, got  my number and texted me for months after.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\">Of course, once a player always  a player, I had no intentions to really \u201chang out\u201d with him.\u00a0  I was just a<strong> random<\/strong> blip on his player radar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\">&#8212;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\">If you like this story, check  out what else I\u2019ve got at <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.meetmygay.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; color: #0000ff; font-size: small;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">www.meetmygay.com<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;\"> &#8211; tales from a straight girl in a  gay world.\u00a0 <em>This <\/em>wasn\u2019t a very gay story, so I guess you  could say my plug is pretty random too!<\/span><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1482\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1482\" style=\"width: 499px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1482\" title=\"Laura &amp; X-1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/Laura-X-1.jpg?resize=499%2C451&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Laura &amp; X-1\" width=\"499\" height=\"451\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/Laura-X-1.jpg?w=499&amp;ssl=1 499w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/Laura-X-1.jpg?resize=300%2C271&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 499px) 100vw, 499px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1482\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">That&#39;s me and a horse named X.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hope&#8217;s Note: I&#8217;m participating in the Twenty-Something Bloggers&#8217; Blog Swap Today. 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