{"id":1456,"date":"2009-07-06T09:16:45","date_gmt":"2009-07-06T14:16:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1456"},"modified":"2009-07-06T09:51:30","modified_gmt":"2009-07-06T14:51:30","slug":"beep-beep-beep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/beep-beep-beep\/","title":{"rendered":"Beep Beep Beep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>The good:<\/em> My office needed a cleaning.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The bad<\/strong>: After an hour of taking the place apart, I still can&#8217;t figure out what&#8217;s beeping.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>The ugly<\/em><\/strong>: I was already behind on my work after the long weekend. Taking an hour to investigate phantom beeping just didn&#8217;t help. Also, am slowly going insane.<\/p>\n<p>Update: The culprit has been identified and the annoy-o-tron has now removed from my office. I suspected that it was an annoy-o-tron from the first time it beeped. I just couldn&#8217;t find the damn thing! For the record, the only person not laughing is me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The good: My office needed a cleaning. The bad: After an hour of taking the place apart, I still can&#8217;t figure out what&#8217;s beeping. The ugly: I was already behind&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grumble","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-nu","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1456"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1458,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1456\/revisions\/1458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}