{"id":1431,"date":"2009-06-18T19:48:18","date_gmt":"2009-06-19T00:48:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1431"},"modified":"2009-06-18T19:48:55","modified_gmt":"2009-06-19T00:48:55","slug":"vitamin-d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/vitamin-d\/","title":{"rendered":"Vitamin D"},"content":{"rendered":"
\n \"\"<\/a>
\n \n<\/div>\n

You know what I could use some more of?<\/p>\n

The sun.<\/p>\n

You know what I could use a lot less of?<\/p>\n

The rain.<\/p>\n

I would also like a pony, a friend for the pony, a smaller ass and, if it’s not too much trouble, world peace.<\/p>\n

But… I’d settle for some mother fucking sunshine. <\/p>\n

Just a wee bit of sunshine. <\/p>\n

I’ve decided to start taking some vitamin D supplements. Because, a magazine told me to. And we all know magazines are always right about everything. Apparently, taking vitamin D can give me everything I want… short of a pony (and a friend for the pony). Yes, they really did say that my ass could shrink. Well, that it would help to balance out hormone levels and blah blah blah Leptin cakes (low calorie Leptin cakes, natch).<\/p>\n

Vitamin D is also supposed to be good for people (like myself) who get all bummed out when there’s no sunshine. Yeah, I know, those people are called adults. They meet at the bar. <\/p>\n

Having not seen the sunshine in a million years (ok, since Saturday), I could use all of the Vitamin D I can get.
\n
<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You know what I could use some more of? The sun. You know what I could use a lot less of? The rain. I would also like a pony, a…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,2,19,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos","category-random","category-the-great-blog-off","category-weight-loss"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-n5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1431"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1432,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1431\/revisions\/1432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}